EVIL ERNST DEBUTS!

Vampires, citizens of the Subterranean Reich. GREAT NEWS.

Evil Ernst The Stormtrooper of Death, drummenmeister extraordinaire has RETURNED TO ACTION for THE SQUADRON during our recent MISSION TO CAMBRIDGE. This was his first action for THE SQUADRON since THE GREAT UNPLEASANTNESS (1939-45). THE SQUADRON headlined over a number of other worthy units including THE DANDY LIONS and OSMIUM GUILLOTINE - but as the frontman of THE DANDY LIONS himself lamented "Who can outshock the Stuka Squadron"? Indeed young warrior. Shock and awe is part of our GRAND STRATEGY.

Cambridge, you are fleetingly acknowledged. The fight continues. Victory is inevitable.